Column: Santa Claus is coming to town and he has a list
Published 12:00 am Thursday, December 13, 2007
Santa Claus! Magic clings to that bigger than life name. Belief in Santa is renewed from our childhood, through our children and then our grandchildren. The commercialism and cynicism of today&8217;s society cannot hurt our Santa Claus.
Santa was a wonderful addition to Christmas and his gift giving to others embodies part of the spirit of Christmas. I think baby Jesus and the gift bearing Magi would approve.
Our jolly old red-suited elf was a recent addition to Christmas. In the 19th century St. Nicholas was not always the good guy. If you misbehaved a lump of coal might show up in your stocking. A black suit Santa.
In keeping with tradition or at least my column tradition, it is time to give presents to sports and political celebrities. Also, in respecting the 19th century there will be a few lumps of coal scattered among the stockings.
2007 Christmas presents
Presidential candidate Barack O&8217;Bama
&8212; Reality grounding
Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton &8212;
Idealism
Gopher football coach Tim Brewster &8212; Next year
Gopher basketball coach Tubby Smith &8212; NCAA basketball tournament.
Viking football coach Brad Childress &8212; Acceptance
Viking quarterback Tarvaris Jackson &8212; Fran Tarkington&8217;s old locker
Viking star running back Adrian Peterson &8212; A long career
Twins general manager Bill Smith &8212; Good luck
Twins manager Ron Gardenhire &8212; Three good hitters
Twins star lefty Johann Santana &8212; A World Series ring
Twins pitcher Francisco Liriano &8212; A good left arm
Twins catcher Joe Mauer &8212; An injury free 2008
Twins outfielder Michael Cuddyer &8212; A winning World Series ring
Twins newcomer Delmon Young &8212; His potential realized
Twins slugger Justin Morneau &8212; A 2006 repeat
Twins reliever Joe Nathan &8212; A 2008 Twins&8217; uniform
Boston Celtics star Kevin Garnett &8212; A championship
Timberwolves Al Jefferson &8212;Garnett&8217;s legacy
Chicago Cubs &8212; Boston Red Sox jinx buster
Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz &8212; The one that got away award
Minnesotans &8212; The right amount of snow
U.S. Troops &8212;Love and home
To All &8212; Peace and good will
Jon Laging writes his regional sports column from his home in Preston.