Did you know that out of more than 1,500 applications to the government by companies requesting permission to move part or all of their operations overseas that one, only one, was denied? That’s right, only one stinking denial.

When asked about this wholesale export of jobs and technology a simple-minded moron from the last administration replied: “Potato chips computers chips, what’s the difference?”

Well Mr. Moron, there is a difference, and I’ll tell you what it is!

Computer chips take you to the moon, to Mars and beyond. Potato chips make you fat and zitty.

Computer chips guide smart bombs accurately to their targets. Potato chips get stuck in your teeth.

Computer chips give our fighting men and women a distinct, decisive advantage when going into combat. Potato chips just give you gas.

Need I continue?

If there are any more morons like this one out there, they have definitely got to go. This may take a while but it can be done.

You might say that man sounds like a nationalist. You’d be right. You can call me a nationalist all day long, I won’t mind a bit. If you don’t know what a nationalist is, Google it or look it up in your handy Funk & Wagnalls. I’ll just bet that you’re nationalist, too. I hope that you are.

God bless America and have a great Christmas.

Michael Smith

Albert Lea