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Our president is an absolute genius.  He came up with two novel ideas to kill the COVID-19 virus. Only Trump could come up with ideas like these.

The first idea is to ingest or inject a household cleaner like Lysol. This will kill the virus in less than a minute. The trick is to get the right dose and concentration. After all, you want this to cure you and not kill you. You may want to experiment on relatives you do not like before trying it on yourself.

The second idea is to sit under a bunch of high-intensity UV lamps. This will give you that crispy, fried chicken look. It will be the hottest look for this summer. Best of all, you do not have to jump into a deep fat fryer to get this look.

Please, Mr. President, do not tell us you were just being sarcastic. We know that is not true. Own up to and be proud of your brilliant ideas.

John Wojszynski

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