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Foreign countries pay the tariffs, tax cuts pay for themselves, Mexico will pay for the wall, health care will be most beautiful, we will balance the budget, the Ukraine war will end in a day, no more pets getting eaten by foreigners, grocery prices will decline immediately, etc., etc. It might as well be Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite telling us “all your wildest dreams will come true.” My favorite part of all of this is when Trump supporters claim they favor Trump because he tells the truth — I suppose every once in a while he does, like when he says he’s not sure he needs to uphold the Constitution. Admit it, half of America, you got scammed, again!

Worst president ever!

Alan Helgerson
Albert Lea