Trump should win the next election in a landslide. He will not even have to campaign. He can devote all of his time to golfing. That is what he does best.

He can even take a few trips overseas before the next election. Of course his entire family will go with him at the expense of the taxpayers.

First, he will go to visit his dear friend Putin in Russia. Putin will assure Trump that he will help him win just like he did in 2016.

Next, he will go to North Korea to visit the love of his life, Kim Jong Un. Kim will give Trump a copy of his new book: “How to Become a Dictator for Dummies.” Trump will get the audio version of the book since he cannot read very well.

Finally, Trump will go to Saudi Arabia. These people are experts in the art of making your enemies disappear forever. Trump learns a lot from them.

Armed with this new wealth of knowledge, Trump will be ready to rule over the United States for the next four years.

John Wojszynski

Albert Lea