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Al Batt: Four things you shouldn’t spend any time worrying about
You have enough things to worry about.
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Al Batt: I’m grateful for Gary Gravy, the inventor of gravy
The city’s water tower held gravy.
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Al Batt: Make yourself useful and put on a coat of arms
My great-grandfather bellowed, “Buckle up.”
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Al Batt: Thistlebottom’s Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom moment
There are legions of famous Minnesotans, and that includes you.
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Al Batt: Ripening in an Oklahoma fast-food drive-thru
“Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the plain, and the waving wheat can sure smell sweet, when ...
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Al Batt: Prehistoric gummy bears chewed gum while hibernating
A kid offered me some Big League Chew bubble gum.
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Al Batt: Remember three things
I remember a professor (I don’t remember his name) telling my class (I don’t remember what class it ...
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Al Batt: It rained tiny Halloween pumpkins that bit me
There was something in the air. I was trying to weave my day into a seamless garment when ...
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Al Batt: Fall is the time to schedule a pumpkin spice colonoscopy
I saw a grizzly bear caterpillar. It’s going to be a brutal winter.
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Al Batt: Hoping for no Buick Bisons or Lincoln Lemmings on 494
I wasn’t shuffling off to Buffalo.
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Al Batt: Outgrabe, Irish wristwatch, headbutting while texting and pilfering seagulls
I tried to say, “Irish wristwatch” three times quickly.
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Al Batt: It’s better to have a landline than a land mine these days
I swallowed a mosquito. I’m an adventurous eater.
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Al Batt: Last winter had been peaked, puny and downsized
The air carried the scent of a dirty athletic sock that had been microwaved.
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Al Batt: Let the good times roll—Toilet Paper Day is Aug. 26
It’s an August sublime. I’m still eating sweet corn, and the Minnesota Twins are still in the running. ...
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