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Thank goodness corporate America found a way to end racial inequality in the U.S. They got to the root cause of the problem and solved it.

Corporate America will discontinue brand names that are offensive. Some of the brand names are: Aunt Jemima’s syrup, Uncle Ben’s Rice and even Eskimo Pie.

This should put an end to the violent protests and the destruction of historic statues. Thanks, corporate America, for solving our complex racial issues.

John Wojszynski

Albert Lea