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Al Batt: Tote that bag or go to tote bag camp somewhere
Tales from Exit 22 by Al Batt The weather was close. That’s how my mother would have described ...
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Al Batt: Like men’s body spray, the fetid smell lingered
Cheap gas! I hit the brakes and swerved off the road because a gas station, long out of ...
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Al Batt: The road worked ahead and gave me some class
I was certain it was a trap to lure me out of hiding and bring me to justice ...
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Al Batt: The grackle mob put out a contract on my door
I was skipping across the yard. It was more stumbling than skipping. The day traveled at warp speed as ...
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Investing my time in an NFT (Non-Fungible Tanager)
A Canada goose sounded like a car horn in need of tinkering. It was an avian tickle as ...
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Al Batt: Would you rather be rich or have $49 million to spend?
Rolling on a stinky, dead carp. That wasn’t my idea of winning the lottery.
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Al Batt: Each day is a gift you can’t return; make the most of it
I didn’t have to herd cats.
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Al Batt: You conquered the grind, now clang the grad gong
Tales from Exit 22 by Al Batt Angry hailstones the size of bowling balls had battered my poor ...
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Al Batt: I can’t deal with cards even with an automatic shuffler
Hasenpfeffer, Euchre, Hucklybuck, Sheepshead and Pepper. Are they personal injury attorneys?
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Al Batt: Don’t even think about texting while bungee jumping
He hadn’t run amok. He’d bungeed amok.
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Al Batt: The wind brings uninvited gusts to my neck of the woods
I’ve been picking up sticks in the yard. Great crop this year. I’ve picked rocks, too. It’s a ...
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Al Batt: The case of the purloined 3/8-inch combination wrench
I’ve never wrestled with a grizzly bear with an impacted tooth or tangled with a mountain lion that ...
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Al Batt: It surely was not a morel mushroom cloud that day
That’s no way for the weather to make friends.
